Getting farts at a baseball game is like causing the Yankee`s to lose. When you fart everybodies got to make it so ovious and every one starts moving away from you.The foods that probably give you the raging farts is the hotdogs with relishe on it, burger with beans on it. Doing farts at baseball games are entertaining…… but can get you wanted by the mafia of New York.
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Tom Tom
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Tom Tom
Also one of the worst ways to get a terrible fart is from the school lunch food. The burritos they make, the spaggetti……It`s terrible,and people at school don`t even care if people hear their farts. I mean for me thats a one way ticket to the embarrassment express. I try my hardest to not even let a silent one go. If you eat lunch at school…..bring your lunch
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Tom Tom
One time at church, we were having the Christmas service . You know when the preacher talks about the night Jesus was brought into the world. When we all got up to sing Silent Night, i laughed a little cause the lady in the choir who started to sing really loud and sounded like a old viking lady doing and opera. When i laughed i didn’t realize that i had to fart and i let a big one i just laid into it. It keep going on and on and on then it stopped and everyone came to there sinces and blamed it all on me . That was a really embarrassing day. Glad there wasn’t a really hot chick there who i like and she secretly liked me. whoooooooo weeeeeeee !!!!!
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Tom Tom
another food that makes a bad fart smell is onion rings…you no how onions make you smell bad,guess they make your farts smell tip top terrible.It`s always Burger Kings onion rings that makes your farts smell bad.Burger Kings got awhole bunch of flaws……they think they can just mess mess up your order and get away with it.McDonald`s on the other hand has got the best food i can imagine. I’m sure they got some food that makes your farts smell terrible.i`ll get back to yah after i go eat their agian…….
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Tom Tom
one time i had Chinese food and i had taryaki chicken,and them frigging commies probably put some laxative in my chicken and rice.that night when i went home my best friend was toilet paper ,ps3 magazine ,and the toilet.next time ill ask what they put in the food to make it taste so good. when i went back to school the teacher ask me why i was gone for so many days i said ”i was glued to the toilet the weekend going in to the week.
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One time I ate tacos stuffed with eggs, then I went out with the girls and drank beer. On our way home we stopped at Krystal’s and ate a bunch of Krystal burgers. When I got back to my apartment, I let one rip and cleared the room. I think that this combination of food is lethal.
